HORDE SIDE THE MID-LIFE IS REAL. THE THREAT IS NOT.
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Midlife CrisisWorld of Warcraft: Forever
Horde guildEst. 2026
THE ROAD TO FOREVER

The countdown is on.

WoW: Forever launches November 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM PST.

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A guild for people with jobs 2026 launch

The glory days
are over.
The raids aren't.

We're older. Our reflexes are questionable. We still plan on clearing content. Welcome to Midlife Crisis — Horde, WoW: Forever, and just enough competence to be dangerous.

TIMES SHOWN IN YOUR TIME ZONE TWO-ITEM SOFT RESERVE
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WELCOME TO YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS
10-man raids 25-man raids 40-man raids

Everything in one place.

Register your character, then let the raid leaders worry about the spreadsheets.

Upcoming & planned

Guild calendar

Who's playing what?

Launch roster
01 / Sign up

Character. Class. Discord.

Add your character's first and last name, main class, and Discord username or ID.

02 / Show up

Raid signups

See which raids are planned, tell us if you're coming, and pick your role for the night.

03 / Get paid

Two soft reserves.

Two SR picks on the big-ticket items. Standard main-spec rolls on everything else.

Launch registration / WoW Forever

Join the roster.

Register your WoW Forever character so the guild knows who's playing what. These are your character names, not your real-life names.

01

In-game character name

WoW Forever characters have a first and last name. Enter both exactly as you intend to use them in game.

02

Class at launch

Pick the class you'll be playing as your main.

03

Your time zone

Raid times will automatically show in your local time. Preferred nights are optional and help officers plan.

04

Discord account

Use your Discord username (not just your server nickname) or your numerical User ID so officers can find you.

Not sure where to find your Discord username or ID?

Find your username

Open Discord and select your profile picture or name. Open your profile and copy the unique username shown beneath your display name. Your server nickname is not necessarily your username.

Or copy your numerical User ID

Desktop: Settings (gear icon) → Advanced → turn on Developer Mode. Right-click your name in a server or message and select Copy User ID.

Mobile: Settings → Advanced → Developer Mode. Tap your profile in a server, open the three-dot menu, and select Copy User ID.

We only need one: your Discord username or User ID. Official Discord instructions ↗

In-game details only. No real names requested.

Switching mains?

If you've already registered and want to change your class or character name, contact a guild officer to update your entry.

10-man, 25-man & 40-man raiding

Sign up. Show up. Kill bosses.

Plan your raid nights here. Sign up for a 10-man, 25-man, or 40-man raid, choose your role, and see who is coming.

10 / 25 / 40-player raidsRaid times convert to your time zone
The growing list of people who should know better

Guild roster.

Who's joining us for launch, broken down by class. No clutter, no required spec or profession questionnaires.

Raid loot

Two picks. Don't waste them.

Enter up to two soft-reserve items for a raid you've signed up for. Your choices are visible to officers, not the public roster.

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Raid organization

Raid Groups & Assignments

Organize your 10-, 25-, or 40-player raid, arrange groups of five, and assign responsibilities for each encounter.

Raid groups

5 players / group

Boss & utility assignments

Officer edited
No boardroom meetings for imaginary swords

Loot & expectations.

Our system is straightforward. Show up, play your class, respect the raid, and don't be weird about loot.

The loot system

2-item Soft Reserve

Reserve two high-value items before raid. Officers can review reserves privately.

Main-spec rolls otherwise

Regular drops use main-spec rolls. SR and posted priority rules apply to designated high-value items. No loot council.

Trial period

Standard two-week trial with 100% attendance; a missed raid extends the trial by one week. Raiders take loot priority over trials.

Attendance

Maintain 75% attendance over a rolling six-week period for regular raider loot eligibility. Optional raid nights are encouraged, not required.

Respect everyone else's time

Sign up early, warn us when late or absent, arrive repaired and prepared with consumables, buffs and appropriate enchants.

Weekly schedule

TZ
Your time zoneRaid times shown automatically in your time zone
RS
Raid signupsOfficers post raid dates and 10/25/40-player capacities

What kind of guild?

Semi-hardcore. Maximum dadcore. We're here to clear content on a reasonable schedule and get to bed like functioning adults.

Loot records

Priority items & drops

Posted priority items

Recent loot history

Raid leadership

Officer controls.

Manage the raid calendar, groups, assignments, priority items, and loot.